Googled this week

Blogger (Google's blog software) updates me on the google search terms people use to find my blog.  Here are this week's search terms (and my commentary):

"Obsessed with shit" (This is the 3rd week that these words are the highest ranking on the list.  7 people googled this and then clicked on my blog.  When I google "obsessed with shit", my blog isn't even listed on the first page of search results.  Who are you "obsessed with shit" googlers?  I don't judge.  I'm one of you.  Drop me a note - maybe you can be a guest blogger!) "Cottage cheese pooping" (Do you think their poop looked like cottage cheese or do you think they had an unusual poop after eating cottage cheese?) "Dog milk bones for baby" (This one really worries me.  Babies don't have teeth!  How will they chew the milk bone?!) "Dr. Todd Shapiro mohel" (Use him!) "How to make a merkin" (Don't make one.  Buy one from me.  What size/color?  I'm having a 2 for 1 sale.) "My husband's obsessed with pooping" (Mine too) "Obsession with pooping on peoples chest" (Right. Um, you crossed the line. Sick-o) "Love my curle frise" (What does this even mean?  I googled it and the search results were all about curly fries.)

TGIF.  Have a great weekend.  (And an early Happy B-day to me.)