Cocks and Balls

My baby isn't talking yet...well, he's talking, but only he knows what he's saying.  So while I wait patiently for the day Ari can communicate with me in English, I love to hear what other little kids are saying.

My friend K has an 18-month old boy (that's a year and a half for those of you without kids).  He loves to play with balls.  And, he is obsessed with his socks.  Except, like most kids his age, he pronounces some words incorrectly.  In his case, "socks" is pronounced "cocks." 

Here are some of his favorite things to say:

Where my cocks?
I play balls.
Take off cocks.
My cocks dirty.
Give me balls.
Mama look at cocks.
Look my balls.
Look my cocks.
I want big balls.
You touch cocks.
(Pointing at daddy's balls.  "What that?" Dad says, "balls") I play dada's balls!
I lost cocks.
I bring balls cocks. 
You no cocks?
Poop on cocks.
Where mama cocks?
Balls on cocks.
Gimme balls and cocks!

His day revolves around balls and cocks.  Fitting, isn't it?  This probably won't change ever for many many years. 

(I want a girl.)



p.s. What does your kid/niece/brother/cousin/neighbor say that's funny?