Workout

Ari's got more rolls than Bertucci's.  His thighs have 3, 1 and 1/2 inch sections of chub, separated by a skin crease, and it makes each upper leg look like a stack of pancakes (or like the legs of someone who eats a lot of pancakes!).  This pic is not my baby, but his bod looks like the "all you can eat" IHOP special.



(Picture courtesy of http://fatbabies.wordpress.com/, many more baby pics located here.)

There's nothing better than a chubby baby, and, like pancakes, my kid is delicious.  But, there's a lot of pressure to be in good shape these days.  (I laughed so hard I peed a little when I saw a clip from this SNL episode on  Baby Spanx.)  So, to prepare for swimsuit season, Ari began a new work out regimen to shed his baby fat.  He even found a baby trainer to give him some tips.  Check him out learning to work his abs with the plank:

  Baby trainer: Lift that butt up!

Baby trainer: Left knee off the ground, legs closer together.

Baby trainer: Almost there. Head down, don't curve your back.

Baby trainer: Perfect. Now hold it for 10...

He'll have washboard abs in no time.