Obsessed with Poop: Mommy Blog for Sh*ts & Giggles

I've had a blog identity crisis.  You may have noticed the silence.  I have material.  In fact, I have tons of silly stories, happy mome...

Have I ever told you that I sleep with my glasses on? I want to be prepared if one of the kids need me overnight.  I want to know I will s...

Another steroid course starts tomorrow. Oh wait. No it doesn't!  Because there are no more steroids!  And no more chemo! Treatment o...

I write this post on the thirteenth of July, 2014.  It is the evening before a very big day. Tomorrow will be extraordinarily exciting. ...

I had my first end-of-treatment nightmare last night. Yeah end-of-treatment.  EOT for short. Just 2 weeks (and 2 days) til EOT.  Today a...

I remember the events of June 4, 2012 like it was yesterday. I recall the car ride from Ari's gymnastics class to the hospital for a c...

Dear S.M., I feel terribly doing this so openly and honestly, but I need to admit that our affair must end. It has been a great many yea...

There are so many funny stories to share.  There's the one about my husband sending me to get Ari a haircut and texting me a pic of Da...

I've read articles warning Moms not to post things on the internet that could be mortifying to their kids later in life.  I've consi...

To the average mother, 19 months old isn't anything special.  There's no cake or goody bag, no balloons, no song, and not even a Fac...

I have incredible news.   We recently heard from Dr. Lewis Silverman that the money used from Team Ari over the last 8 months in a year...

We brought home a lot of stuff from Disney World. Ari got a toy monorail, Alison got a glittery Little Mermaid doll, and Matt got 4 pairs ...

Dear Make-a-Wish, We got back from Ari's wish trip on Tuesday, and after much reflection, I need to ask a favor. You see, here's...

Have you seen Ari's hair lately? Well, take a good look now or you may miss it.  Because it's falling out.  Again. Whatthefuckpe...

I try not to brag, but I've been sporting a new accessory. I deserve it!  It celebrates two births, a million sleepless nights, and ap...

Dear Josephine, I found the present you left in Ari's school bag.  Ari tried to hide it from me, but I knew something was up.  First...